TransCab workshop <<
== >> World's Finest Magician

That day when I was in Defu collect my Reapired Red Fire Engine
and return the Temp Cab.
After checking my baby, reject some of the visible problem and ask
Ah Tiong to improve it.
Go back to Transcab Pa Sat office, Ha Ha Ha in less then 1 hour,
My returned Temp Cab was taken by an 老阿哥.
Since nothing to do, start
Interview the 老阿哥.
Me: Why take WISH
老阿哥: This is Cheapest Auto Taxi in
Market
Me: Do you know Transcab workshop
standard.
老阿哥: Ha Ha Ha, I am one of the first
50 Drivers together with "Mei Zai" from City Cab to Transcab, So you
think I know Transcab or not.
Me: Oh, (Fuck, then Ma
Lu) Then before than which Cab you driving !
老阿哥: I start from Yellow Top, later
become City Cab
2003 follow "Mei Zai" cross over
to Transcab,
2008 from "San Ban" Upgarde to TW 1.8 (That time CNG
$0.72/Kg),
Later my "Kiat Pa (结拜兄弟)i" ask me to his relief for
Sonata,
Last week my "Kiat Pai" "Sui Kan Liao (收工了)",
now I come back to join "Mei Zai" (Ha !Jasmine
Tan==》妹仔)
Me: Why, Not other Taxi Company,
Brother I think you driving Taxi more than 20 Years ?
老阿哥: I drving Taxi for 29 Years, All
Taxi company are the same.
Me: Toyota WISH, Where you stay
?
老阿哥: Punggol.
Me: What, Punggol ! You take WISH,
包死
老阿哥: Ah Ti, 我吃盐比你吃米多,You means CNG
problem ? CNG no problem, I am OMO, No CNG, I go on
Petrol,
TW1.8 on Petrol Cost $0.18, Pax pay you $0.55. What is the Problem
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Me: But Transcab workshop like
shit.
老阿哥: What you expect, the whole Defu
Industrial Area will end by Mid 2014, If I am Lao Teo, I also
don't bother to spend a single cent here.
Me: Since you know Jasmine Tan,
Why don't tke Epica.
老阿哥: 开玩笑, Epica; Every day $35 more.
How long you been driving Taxi, you know when time is bad,
take how long to get $35, some time take you 2 Hours.
Me: Oh, Do you know, Understand
that today Jasmine Tan is no more the "Mei Zai together
with you cross from City Cab, She now is Monbey Face, Every
day either $,2140 or $1,070
老阿哥: Aiyo, Do you know She don't have
BIG paper, If she don't die for Lao Teo, Where else
in SIngapore she can get almost $20k Salary Plus
BMW.
Me:
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